A message from Anonymous
When I go to your ask box, it states, "I AM NOT STEPHEN COLBERT." That's exactly what Stephen Colbert would do. Nice try, Stephen!

well, you got me there

A message from trentandreas
MeOW

A message from Anonymous
Ok then Conan O'brien your secrets out nice blog

A message from Anonymous
So you're John Oliver then

The point is, Not-Gretchen here was outraged! So she had no choice but to strike back with the most powerful puns in her arsenal.